Emperor Palpatine vs. Santa
The Emperor rolled in his first game on Thursday and is showing no signs of slowing down. In fact, he may just now be hitting his prime. With the rebels almost completely wiped out, his apprentice wreaking havok in another region, and a new, more powerful Death Star almost completed, everything seems to be going the way of the Sith. He can now focus on destroying Santa Claus, who he has beaten already once this season up at the North Pole. First, beat Santa, second, turn Luke Skywalker to the darkside. Nothing can go wrong, right?
The one-two punch of Santa and Rudolph has been the corner stone of this offense all year. Using the same speed to deliver toys around the world in one night, these two forsty forwards deliver loads of Christmas cheer to their fans. Coaches concerns about Santa's midseason diet of cookies and milk seem to be legitimate as the big fella has missed several dunks because of a decreased vertical.
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