Thursday, March 17, 2011

Crazy? vs. CRAZY!!!



(1) The Phoenix

Charles Xavier's crew is led by a pair of bona fide stars, Jean Grey and The Phoenix Force, who complement each other perfectly. When Jean’s shooting is good, the buckets drop at an incalculable level, allowing her to rearrange matter at a subatomic level, fly unaided through space, survive in any atmosphere, manipulate electromagnetic and cosmic energies for various effects, and drain 3’s all night long. In addition, the Phoenix really came on during Big Ten play, helping to win the turnover battle in nearly every game due to sheer awesomness.


(16) Charlie Sheen

Duh, winning! Making his first appearance since 1995, this unstable, yet popular player is rather pedestrian offensively, but might make things tough on opponents at the other end. He is second in the nation in field goal percentage defense due to his unpredictability and quick-to-sue attitude. Questions about Charlie’s dedication to The Dance have arisen due to the documentary being filmed, “Charlie Sheen:On the Brink”, narrate his crazy (literally) life. He is hoping to give his two neglected children their first tourney win.

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