Say bye-bye rebels!! The Sith shall rule the galaxy this year. Emperor Palpatine easily sent Trinity to a grizzly doom last night to seal up the Fantasy Final Four Championship. Trinity failed to land a single scorpion kick and was shooting blanks most of the night. She also couldn't score in the paint. Not because of the Emperor's size or defense, but because Trinity shot the ball like she was shooting at an agent.
The Emperor himself certainly did not shine, but he was able to hold it together well enough to get the win. Once he realized the refs weren't calling fouls underneath, he unleashed the fury and dominated. "I knew I didn't have my best stuff," panted the Lord of the Sith immediately after the game,"but I just let the dark side guide me and take me ALL THE WAY! Boo-yah!!"
No word on what line up changes will be made for next year, but Emperor Palpatine did hint at the construction of a new, secret weapon even more powerful than the Death Star. We'll just have to wait and see what happens in the 2011-2012 season!
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